Large Hadron Collider Shuts Down By Baguette

Could you believe this happening? The latest issue is a bird dropped a baguette into the Hadron Collider causing it to overheat. This is the third time the machine has to be shut down. Is the doom theory correct? Did someone send this bird from the future to disrupt the experiment?
CERN’s Large Hadron Collider will be restarted in December and researchers hope to find the God Particle, also known as Higgs boson particle which occurs during the Big Bang. Last year we have seen that the machine was down due to melted wires between between causing helium leak between the Alice and CMS detectors. Lately we have the capture of a terrorist working at CERN. Looks like the experiment is doom. Is it?
Two famous physicists – Holger Bech Nielsen, of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, and Masao Ninomiya, of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto, Japan predict the Hadron Collider is doomed to fail once more because it is being sabotaged by its own future via a force that does not want the Higgs to be found. Yes time travelling particle doomed the collider sounds like what you see on Fringe and Fast Foward TV series.


















